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Just saw I am Legend on IMAX. What a great movie. Why the hell is it getting just ‘above average’ reviews?

It’s only batting a 66 on Metacritic and this idiot from Time magazine thinks it was bad. Of course that guy liked Constantine. Richard Corliss, you’ve just made my film critic blacklist. Enjoy your time with that one douchebag from the Village Voice who sometimes co-hosts on Ebert and Roeper.

There was so little wrong with this film and so much was that was so gloriously right. The bad things were so minor. I think people are having a hard time getting past how it goes from crushingly awesome to crushingly depressing (but still good).

Wimps.