>New iPod Reads Music to You

09 Jul

>The new iPod will read Artist, Album and Song info to the listener enabling them to navigate and listen without needing to look at the screen during inopportune moments. Coming from anyone else this feature would probably be hokey at best but I am confident Apple’s implementation will be useful.

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Posted by on July 9, 2006 in Uncategorized


One response to “>New iPod Reads Music to You

  1. antifreeze hyperdrive

    July 21, 2006 at 11:07 am

    >New ipod Pees on youFrom Apple’s latest patent filings it appears that Apple’s latest iPod concoction will have it’s own urinary track system. The new system will allow iPod to physically pee out deleted songs in a musical stream of urine. Quote one apple insider, “The peeing/delete function creates a musical rainbow of sound. Just the other day I deleted my old Metallica albums and this Frank Sinatra single . The combination was amazing.” In other iPod news, iPod, who up until this point refuses to be preceded by an article of any kind, will also not be allowed to be preceeded or followed by any words at all.


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