>Capsule Test

25 Apr


As you can see I have become a cyborg, the latest in Crohn’s-fighting technology. The little computer box outside of my shirt records pictures taken every 2 seconds from a wireless digital camera that I swallowed early this morning. Little diodes stuck to my abdomen in several places receive the signals and relay them back to the computer. Next up – I’m going to shrink myself and put me inside of ship in my own stomach and blast the Crohn’s – that the camera detects – away!


Posted by on April 25, 2006 in Uncategorized


3 responses to “>Capsule Test

  1. Ari

    April 25, 2006 at 3:01 pm

    >I don’t know, it’s kinda cute…in a Hello Kitty sort of way…don’t you think?When people ask what that is, do you tell them that it’s an mp3 player from the 80’s? Then do you take out that brick sized cell phone from the 80’s and call someone that you knew from the 80’s? Cuz that would be cool.

  2. eriK

    April 25, 2006 at 9:23 pm

    >ha! sadly, i did not take advantage of that. but i tells yah, the ppl. at the burger king were a-starin’ at-a’ me. it’s really interesting that the ppl. who didn’t stare treated me really nicely, striking up conversation where i’m sure it wouldn’t have occured before. and the lady behind the counter kept calling me ‘sweety.’ that’s when i pulled the device from its velcro holster and hit her in the eye with it yelling, “tenderGRILL, trick, not tendercrisp, i don’t need that breading shit clogging my arties.”btw, ‘arties’ is the street speak for arteries.

  3. Ari

    April 28, 2006 at 2:38 am

    >”arties,” eh? Street speak, eh? Since when did the world of anatomy go all gangsta?Ok, that sounded funnier in my head. It was either that or, “I think that someone tried to spell my name that way at least once.” No, really, I think that they did. “Arr”


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