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>Chelsea’s Dream

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During Chelsea’s nap today she dreamt that I was made of butter and
couldn’t go outside. I apparently got so fed up with staying in,
however that she had to fight to keep me from going out. Somehow I
managed to get out and I melted, just as she said. As a result I lost
my apartment. She threw a concert to raise money for me to get a new
place. The band was the Smashing PumpKIDS, a cover band of children
that looked just like their adult counterparts. Needless to say, they
were a hit and I got new digs. The end,

Naps are better than the movies.
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Posted by on April 30, 2006 in Family and Friends

 

>Wally World Deli Retrofication

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My grocery store Walmart has all new labels in their deli for the side
dishes and they all look like what would happen if the factory
accidentally started using the labels on file from the 60’s. They’re
not cool looking in a retro way or ugly in an old way, they just look
like what they are: from the 60’s.
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Posted by on April 30, 2006 in Uncategorized

 

>Capsule Test

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As you can see I have become a cyborg, the latest in Crohn’s-fighting technology. The little computer box outside of my shirt records pictures taken every 2 seconds from a wireless digital camera that I swallowed early this morning. Little diodes stuck to my abdomen in several places receive the signals and relay them back to the computer. Next up – I’m going to shrink myself and put me inside of ship in my own stomach and blast the Crohn’s – that the camera detects – away!

 
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Posted by on April 25, 2006 in Uncategorized

 

>Star Wars Duel of Greatness

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Well done, nerds.

 
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Posted by on April 17, 2006 in Uncategorized

 

>Robot Battle in Space – for real

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Man, I can’t wait until 10/10/10.

 
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Posted by on April 12, 2006 in Uncategorized

 

>Smell-O-Vision is back!

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Alright, I’m sick of this. I’m moving to Japan.

 
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Posted by on April 12, 2006 in Uncategorized

 

>Toshiba’s Dynabook Whale MP3 Player

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I think I just found an MP3 player I KNOW Chelsea would use.

 
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Posted by on April 12, 2006 in Uncategorized

 
 
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