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Click here to read about how the U.S. military and researchers from somewhere just got approval to control sharks through implants in their brains to use them as spies and shit. Yes, 00shark. Surely the end of the world is close at hand, or it’s just my reactionist ways being alarmed by the thought of a not-too-distant future where ridiculous shit happens all around us and yet we still have to all work. No Star Trekkian utopia of true egalitarianism. But we probably will be able to be beamed up.

Maybe Localtising can get AdSense going in the implants so that when rival factions intercept our command signals they get ads for their local hair salon, and we make a percentage if they click the ad? Hmmmm…I feel a company meeting may be needed tomorrow…