From Slashdot via drewers:
Situations like these make me feel sorry for the spacebar. So big and
strong… He totally rules over the other keys, and yet all he produces is… nothingness. I hope I never find myself in the situation of having to explain to aliens what the LARGEST KEY ON THE KEYBOARD does…they would probably have left anyway as soon as they saw me clicking »Start« in order to shut the computer down.