No, not Morgan, Colling, & Gilbert but Congressional Research documents. What do the leaders of our nation do if they don’t know something? Google it? Nope, they CRS it. The CRS pulls all known info about a subject for the professionally inquiring. Supposedly objective fact-finding for policy making. How do you like that sentence writering?
Funded by us, the CRS does like bajillions of writeups a year for congressman. A lot of which is just discarded. Some is kept updated annually.
I wonder if they’re hiring.
CRS Boss 1: “Erik, we need to know what is making all of the water in Pittsburgh so wet.”
Me: “I’ll dive right in, boss.”
CRS Boss 1: “OMG, you are like the funniest person we have ever had working here. Do you want to be our new data coordinator?”
two weeks later
Me: “Richard, can you please figure out where all of these gays are coming from?”
Doug: “I’m Doug.”
Me: “You smug asshole.”
CRS Boss 1: “Erik, you’re fired.”
What a ride.