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I had an epiphany: What if there was an online version of Magnet Poetry? So I searched and discovered that there was indeed such a thing.
There’s even a Minnesota* specific one (*Note: this and most others require Java and may or may not work with Opera).
Hurrah. Feel free to e-mail me any clever phrasings at endserfdom [at] yahoo [dot] com, I’ll post the most interesting ones here (with credit, ooh).