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>Extreme Kidnapping

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I wonder how much of a shock it is when you are being kidnapped by people that you paid to do it. Are you really “hardcore” as the website says you can brag to be after you have been mock-kidnapped? And why is there a very sexual feel to the whole site?

 
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Posted by on July 30, 2004 in Uncategorized

 

>You Have Bad Taste in Music

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This guy is a real jerk. But at least he’s funny about it. He videotapes himself yelling through a bull-horn at concertgoers attending shitty shows like Nickelback and Linkin Park. Quote:

“Linkin Park is like a roller coaster: it seems dangerous but it’s not.”

This is great stuff.

 
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Posted by on July 29, 2004 in Uncategorized

 

>Future Me

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Send a letter (e-mail, actually) to be delivered to yourself at a later date and hope the website sticks around long enough to send it.

I’d advise against writing something that’s going to be inevitably depressing like ‘If I played my cards right, you/I should be Abraham Lincoln by now…’

 
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Posted by on July 28, 2004 in Uncategorized

 

>Fixed Dogs Swallowed My Remorse

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I had an epiphany: What if there was an online version of Magnet Poetry? So I searched and discovered that there was indeed such a thing.

There’s even a Minnesota* specific one (*Note: this and most others require Java and may or may not work with Opera).

Hurrah. Feel free to e-mail me any clever phrasings at endserfdom [at] yahoo [dot] com, I’ll post the most interesting ones here (with credit, ooh).

 
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Posted by on July 28, 2004 in Uncategorized

 

>Reaper Madness

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As of last night I am hooked on this show. Despite some poor/clich├ęd characterization, especially with George, I am thoroughly into the concept and characters. I love a good soap opera-ish TV series. The last show that I got this sucked into was Twin Peaks. I just hope that I finish this series.

 
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Posted by on July 27, 2004 in Uncategorized

 

>Making the Loving World Go ‘Round

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…is the largest badonkadonk but singles network.

I knew that online dating services were exploding but this is the sort of thing you never see coming. I am so glad they got something specifically for folks like me.

In other news: I apologize for the general lack of updates of late. I wouldn’t want to piss off the four of you.

Also, if someone knows of an easy way to get a list of the “big movies” released in theaters 2001 through 2003, holla. I’ve got a surprise for everyone if I can get my hands on that list.

 
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Posted by on July 26, 2004 in Uncategorized

 

>Voronezh

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“They have already released test foods that do not differ in taste from traditional foods they imitate”

Blood bagels! Blood coffee! Blood chocolate! FINALLY it is all a reality now. Thanks to those hard-workin Russian scientists who noticed the 7.5 tons of blood produced as waste by meat plants. The future looks bright indeed.

 
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Posted by on July 18, 2004 in Uncategorized

 
 
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